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wawamouse ([personal profile] wawamouse) wrote2025-09-17 09:07 am
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Oz Ships as songs + the specific scenario I envision for it

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Crucified
 - Army of Lovers

Alonzo/Enrique: pre-canon AU, set over the course of 1 day where a mid 20s junkie!Alonzo tries to get sober by quitting cold turkey after a night of partying. The fic follows him as he wanders the city from place to place in search of distraction, eventually running into Enrique (or: almost getting run over by his car), who with a vague air of amusement tells him he's far far away from the street he's looking for and then bullies him for a bit before heading off on his own business. what he doesn't realise is that Alonzo is stuck to him like gum under his shoe now, and they find themselves companions for the evening when Enrique agrees to give Alonzo a lift once it turns out they have a distant social connection. a weird atmosphere ensues. Enrique takes Alonzo along on some business that ends up going awry. He's injured and even tho he told Alonzo's ass to hang back, Alonzo was snooping around outside and has enough wits (or not enough) about him to crash in and get Enrique out of the situation. he drives Enrique erratically towards the hospital and nearly crashes them into the building, where they presumably both are treated, but who knows. Alonzo passes tf out
Alonzo/Jaime: s6 AU, With Morales out of the picture, Chico is leader of El Norte with Jaime as his somewhat untested lieutenant. With the arrival of Alonzo, a deal is struck over Destiny with the Italians, who Alonzo gets in with as his muscle (but they have a deal with El Norte which remains in place, hence everyone working together.... to Alonzo's mild annoyance). Jaime is sent to liaison with Alonzo and is immediately somewhat baffled and awestruck by his Whole Thing, as well as impressed by Alonzo's claims of plans to take over Oz. CRUSH ALERT!! It doesn't go unnoticed but what, he's going to crack under a bit of teasing? No way. [Jaime brain cogs turning] [Chico gets a taste of his own medicine wrt lieutenant fixated on Some Guy for reasons not entirely clear to him]... And as if Alonzo's going to turn away the attention of a rabid fan. Cute dumb one, too.

Hurt - Christina Aguilera

(past) Chris/Tobias: s6 AU where Chris doesn't switch out the props and Toby dies. Chris kills all the Aryans and reflects on it all on his walk to the electric chair 👍🏼 (which is the present moment that the story takes place in)
Tobias/Ryan: post-canon, In the new prison, Toby, waiting for word on his appeals post s6, becomes Ryan's podmate and counsels him through his grief over Cyril. Ryan forms an Attachment. Toby is wary, but Maybe Things Will Be Different... He'll just put down some Boundaries this time. It will be different this time.
Jeremiah/Kareem: pre-canon, during Kareem's first book tour, his travels take him through towns in an area he'd much like to forget, where spring thunderstorms remind him of his youth and where the handsome face on a billboard advertising a mega church mocks him incessantly with every mile closer that he gets.... Insert flashback: intersecting youths, electric connection between two prodigies from different backgrounds with different futures (seemingly) in store... a strange camaraderie forged through niche relatability etc... Oh wait, maybe it's more than that, too.... Insert kiss. Insert shame. Back to present: Kareem praying to Allah to deliver him from temptation. He opens the yellowpages in his motel one night, but that's as far as he gets. And... if there's a shockingly familiar face in the back of the book store where he does a reading in one afternoon... well, it's a big book store. And they've both moved on.
Miguel/Chico: post-canon. Complications from Chico's drug overdose and the chaos afterward have resulted in a poor physical recovery and deconditioning and general muscle weakness/joint stiffness that require physical therapy. Miguel, struggling with his own growing addiction to Destiny from the months in a different prison, is assigned (in a stroke of McManus inspiration and Dr Nathan consultation), to help Chico with PT in the old hydrotherapy room. Left to their own devices, there's bickering and awkwardness (and water splashing), Chico critical (in his own way: worried) of what Miguel has become and Miguel annoyed that this intensive responsibility has been pushed on him when he just wants to be left alone to check out... But he sort of forgot from the time that's passed that Chico isn't that bad as company. Manages to push his buttons and trick more conversation out of him anyway (annoying). (Until it's not). Slowly, the vulnerability gets less awkward and as the spend more time together and open up to each other, they both improve, Chico physically and Miguel mentally. They form a weird kind of co-dependence and even mutually confess being in love, though they're not sure what it means for straight guys like them. should they kiss or something? oh well. As PT winds down, McManus makes them cellmates in Em City to let them continue supporting each other, so maybe someday they'll figure it out at some point

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wawamouse ([personal profile] wawamouse) wrote2025-09-17 09:05 am
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filmset AU

originally posted to Tumblr
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protip: you can bypass your complete lack of interest in celebrity but amusement with and desire to write rpf by writing an Acting AU....

and you can also make up a legion of fans who ship it too.... there's no way to lose here 🤔 write a fic where the characters are actors playing their storylines (or references/playing around with the canon) in a show and then make their get together a meta commentary on the reason you ship in the first place 🧠

  • Miguel and Chico getting really into pretend-hating each other and playing enemies in the show because "irl" they get along fabulously and dabble in flirting territory.... but Uh oh! That'd make it kind of weird, right? Haha!!
  • Their scenes are sexually charged because they came up with a joke/back story that Chico's character has a hate boner so that's how they secretly decided to play it. Haha, so crazy!
  • Oh, the fans of the show noticed? 🥴 They're making gifs?
  • (Miguel really never noticed Chico licked his lips that much around him. Nice detail tho!) (It wasn't an acting choice)

etc....

  • I think in the acting au's show there's graphic Toby/Chris sex scenes🫡 but “irl” Toby is married w 3 kids and his wife Gen is a recurring director on the show
  • Chris does have 3 ex wives and sleeps around a lot meanwhile. he's in the tabloids for being spotted around town with college boys
  • Vern's still a dick but he's an acclaimed Actor and a fan favorite or something so everyone's like What're you gonna do
  • scene where poor Augustus is hanging upside down in his wheelchair in the cube like Hellloooooo...?

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wawamouse ([personal profile] wawamouse) wrote2025-09-17 09:03 am
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crack fic

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story idea that eventually resulted in Bells are Ringing
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crack fic where McManus's latest project is a new experimental housing unit that allows married inmates to live-in with immediate family (wives/children) as a motivator for good behavior and eventual release and Chico's like "Miguel, we should do that" and Miguel is like ??? "That's for inmates & loved ones on the outside, not two inmates, dummy" and Chico's like :\ True…..

CUT TO: later in the week, excitedly informing Miguel that he has bugged McManus into allowing two inmates to participate as well (hey, two birds with one stone), assuming they can be on good behavior and qualify!!

Chico: So I'm thinking, you're close with Mukada, so you should talk him into helping us get the marriage license. We don't have to do the whole standing at the altar thing but you always wanted something traditional, right? (Blah blah blah)

Miguel: Chico, did you forget the part where WE'RE NOT GAY OR DATING

Chico: :\ You can't divorce me before we get married, Miguel, that's cheating

And somehow Chico's smooth talked them into the program, and yes, they are getting married because it's too good an opportunity to trade a bit of privacy (there's no privacy in Em City anyway) for a bigger living space and more resources. (Come ooooon, Miguel, you're such a good boy, we're a shoe-in) And also, should Miguel be offended no one is questioning the legitimacy of their participation and the fact that they're suddenly getting hitched? Isn't the fraud obvious?!? HELLLOOOOO?? He's been sarcastically going along with everything, expecting for them and Chico's crazy plan to get shut down every step of the way, which is how he finds himself standing at the altar with Rebadow as his best man and (*pulls out lottery ball*) Torquemada as Chico's and for SOME REASON he says "i do" and awkwardly hugs Chico, who has a handful of dry rice from god knows where that he then throws right on Miguel's head before planting a big wet smackeroo on him right in front of god and everyone. poet delivers some slam poetry about how gay they are at lunch and then McManus goes congrats! you two made it in the program, Grab your things and get ready to move into the new unit!

...which is how Miguel finds himself in a new spacey little abode, still cramped, still not great, but with a greater sense of quiet, and Chico's rolling all over the big bed (only one bed) and cackling annoying and taunting miguel to come consummate their marriage. WHICH HE WON'T!!! on that night.

wakes up the next morning being aggressively cuddled by chico who has the clinging ability of an octopus. absolutely cannot shake him off so he just lies there and submits himself to the sleepy cuddles because he guesses the are married now—WHAT'S HE EVEN TALKING ABOUT! *kicks Chico over the edge of the bed and laughs loudly at his cute & groggy pout*

Their new lives involve taking a lot of classes together and lots of counseling also, which is boring, and then they still have work detail and some normal Oz activities and now everyone's hooting and asking how they slept (Chico's like: ON A REAL MATTRESS, MOTHERFUCKERS!! HAHA SUCK IT) and also his mother comes barging into visiting demanding to know what's this about him getting married and not inviting his own mom or even letting her know. Miguel's being slowly tortured all day that first day, but then he goes Home to his little area with Chico and they get to cook their own food together (sort of—real cooking utensils still need to be earned, so it's more like microwaving stuff) and just hang out in their weird little home, playing house. a couple days pass like this and weirdly they just settle into the new routine. One evening, Chico starts yapping about how he didn't really have the time beforehand/they didn't arrive in time but TADA! Look, matching gold wedding bands. Figured we should go dot every i. Thinks of it as friendship rings if you want lol. and then they puts the rings on Miguel's like Huhhhhhhhh...... because the gleam of the metal on his hand is kind of nice, and he's been liking the whole spooning in bed more than he'll admit aloud, too, and lately he keeps wondering why he HUGGED Chico at his own wedding, like how stupid and lame! He should've committed to the bit like Chico. Look at that ring! he's never had a partner give him jewelry before.... Chico thinks of everything. Anyway. *compares his ringed hand to Chico's* Hopefully this sham marriage doesn't awaken anything in him